Wherein I am vomited on by my baby

This requires a bit of backstory. Jack thinks it's hilarious when Todd uses Yoshi to suck up toys and spit the out. It is so beloved that it's been incorporated into our bedtime story. Nina also finds it funny.

On that note, I was pretending to be Yoshi and slurped Nina and spit her out over and over again. She loved it. And then we entered an Exorcist scene. As I pulled her back to spit her out, she spectacularly vomited all down my front. 

I've never caused my children to projectile vomit on me until now. But, I'm a mom with two busy kids, so I changed my shirt, wiped myself down with a dry napkin, and shared my grossness with the world. YOU'RE WELCOME.