If any of the following pertains to you and or your driving, I demand you relinquish your license:
1. When it rains and you leave your headlights off. Especially at dusk-that's the best.
2. If you're going to turn LEFT (or really, any turns, changing lanes, etc, but especially LEFT) and fail to use your turn signal.
3. If you miss your turn yet continue to turn anyway and then decide that you really don't want to turn and instead want to come back to the original lane of traffic-when people have already passed you due to your moronic turn.
FOR THE LOVE OF JEEBUS PEOPLE, LEARN TO DRIVE!
And that's my rant for the day.
Ran a million errands. Got my hair cut (very, very short), went to the bank, got my oil changed, bought diapers and zyrtec, met Todd for lunch, got our Christmas outfits at Old Navy and last but not least: got peed on FOUR times today.
Let's just say that Jack is not a fan of driving around all day and will let me know. Haven't been peed on for months and today, every time I removed his diaper WHAM he starts to pee. One change, twice. I turned away to grab a wipe, turned back and realized he was peeing. He laughed at me, stopped and as I started to wipe the pee off him, he peed on me again. I love being a mom :) Did he pee on Todd? No. Little butt!
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