Too many Jack updates

I think Jack needs his own Facebook page. For the amount of status updates I do for him.

Today:

1:30 PM: toy of the day? can of tomato sauce. He is lugging it around hissing at it.
6:30 PM: is it mean that I am laughing and FACEBOOKING while my baby throws a ridiculous fit. Want to know what THIS fit is about? The ENTERTAINMENT CENTER IS IN HIS WAY AND HE CANNOT SIT DOWN.
7:00 PM: mmmm beef stew. JACK LOVES CARROTS. And apparently cat fur because he just tried to eat Strider
NOW: OHMIGOD HILARIOUS! Strider smacked Zelda and after the little catfight, Jack scooted as fast as possible with a blue ring toy and began beating Zelda with it. I think he's on Strider's side! Poor Z. She's such a patient, loving kitty. (Didn't actually post this one as I've already posted FOUR times today)




I am so disgustingly in love with this baby it's ridiculous. It's so hard to tell him NO, even when he's doing something potentially dangerous (you know, like pull out all the garbage bags from the cabinet under the island--we've since moved them) or torture the kitties. Today though, he was trying to knock over my penguin...well it's actually a Christmas sculpture thingy...and after I discovered that it had EXPOSED SCREWS since that time Todd tried to use it as support to stand up. I looked around to find a place to put it that was safely out of Jack's reach and he was back grabbing the pointy screws. I yelled "JACK NO!" and he looked at me and quickly scurried to the other side of the entertainment center going "MAMADADADALAYAYAYA" which I took to be "Oh no! I'm sorry!"and I scooped him up and gave him kisses and told him how dangerous screws are and he burst into hysterical giggles while screaming "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!"right into my ears. I love him.